| What's the point? |
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| Bears are misunderstood. |
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| My brain is a fire hazard. |
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| If the world stopped spinning, would we suddenly be very dizzy? |
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| Nothing's going to change my world. |
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| The days of apathy are over. |
| But I don't care. |
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| Reality is overrated. |
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| You don't know how local I am. |
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| Think About It. |
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| I find your lack of faith disturbing. |
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| I'm the girl that fits the crime. |
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| This t-shirt is dumb. |
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| THE END IS NIGH |
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| I had the key to life. |
| Then I lost it. |
| Along with my house key. |
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| I've been to Deluth |
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| I _________ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. |
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| No t-shirts were harmed in the making of this human. |
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| I like to sit and watch the pouring rain |
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| Sustainability is sexy. |
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| T-shirts are the new black. |
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| Blame my foster parents. |
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| VE VAY VIE VUM |
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| Don't just throw your future away.. |
| RECYCLE IT! |
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| RAWK OWN! |
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| Popped Collars Should Be Shot. |
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| Love Tastes Better Than Hate |
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| What's to be lost if nothing has yet to be found? |
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| All Points Lead To ______ |
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| FUNK can hit you ANYTIME |
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| Talk is Cheap. You Talk a Lot. |
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| If I could tell you I would. |
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| Look at me one more time |
| and I swear |
| I'll do NOTHING about it. |
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| God S[h]ave the Queen! |
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| I can't seem to understand what I'm saying |
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| You're Vegan? |
| Is that like being Swedish or something? |
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| Mr. Rogers is my hero. |
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| TUNE OUT |
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| DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE! |
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| Earth is the New F*cked. |
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| Don't Feed Me Lies About Some Idealistic Future |
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| BUT WHY??? |
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| I HATE YOUR JOB, TOO |
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| Can you please speak American? |
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| Find your own meaning. |
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| I EMBRACE RANDOM ACTS OF RANDOMNESS |
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| We are what we fetishize |
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| DANGER |
| Noise Hazard |
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| HELP WANTED |
| Inquire Within |
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| DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS |
| They Will Be Destroyed |
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| WORLD'S BEST MOB BOSS |
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| HYPOTHETICALLY, YES. |
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| DON'T KILL CUTE. |
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| Because I can. |
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| Thank you for your consideration. |
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| I'm Advaaanced. |
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| i [heart] you like a junkie loves their smack |
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| RUBBISH! |
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| LESS THINKY |
| MORE SPENDY |
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| UN |
| PLUG |
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| LOVE YOUR PLANET |
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| I MAKE A GREAT GIFT IDEA! |
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| TROPHY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND |
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| Don't get all emo on me! |
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| Electricity Hurts! |
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| I'm a bad habit. |
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| JESUS SAVES |
| big money at |
| Acme Furniture! |
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| If at first you don't succeed.. |
| well.. |
| That sucks. |
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